March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
jpegartifacts:
I’m pro-death. Kill all of the fetuses. Abortions for everyone.
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
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February 2012
“She was wearing a pair of my pajamas with the sleeves rolled up. When she...”
– Albert Camus, The Stranger (via themodelburnbook)
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
RNC: here is our nominee
obama: *laughs all the way into a landslide victory and second term*
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
fleshscars:
Cons of having a laptop:
Never leaving my bed
Ever
Under any circumstances
desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
lickypickystickyfree:
Kanye West (feat. Dwele) -...
absurdreasoning:
In the GOP, it’s literally an insult to side with the working class in a labor dispute. I’ll just let that speak for itself.
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